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250K Pledge to Storm Area 51 and the Military is Ready for Them

July 24, 2019

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  • Reply Adam Welch July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    It's going to turn into a blood bath or a new fall festable 😆👽

  • Reply heavy petting July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Does the military really want headlines that say "area 51 military personnel murder hundreds of thousands of american citizens, continue to hide secrets" ?? Is that really preferable to just saying yeah aliens exist and we've known since the '40s.

  • Reply Toby Smith July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    This was started by aliens

  • Reply RuneFoot July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    1.5mil now btw

  • Reply MrEdWeirdoShow July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    A few years back, everything was moved from Area 51 to an undisclosed location. They did so because of that UFO worker Robert Lazar telling all to spacecraft and occult research group conventions. Thanks, blabbermouth Bob.

  • Reply bbarun July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Can't they bring their firearms and storm that area? Half a million is a lot of people.

  • Reply oldmangranny5 oldmangranny5 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I stole a jetpack from Area 51 in GTA San Andreas.

  • Reply Despondencymusic July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Tupac lives in Area 51.

  • Reply vicnedel02 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!

  • Reply GenghisDingus July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    2:44 its because Paul has a sharingan

  • Reply thebatmanover9000 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I have a bullet proof vest and a bus ticket to Nevada, let's do this!

  • Reply Hail Satan July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I like how the government didn’t even try denying having aliens.

  • Reply THE REAL TYREE SNEED July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I sincerely and desperately hope these people do this

  • Reply RpgBlaster July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Get ready for mass funeral
    and civil war

  • Reply thundermorphine July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Getting rid of 250 000 nutcases seems like a good idea.

  • Reply Bloviating Bloodnut July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Got my popcorn ready for the Great Weeb Massacre of 2019

  • Reply mblazin1532 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    250K will win Darwin awards that day.

  • Reply Greg Hamilton July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Prediction: they storm area 51 and find nothing but empty buildings covered in bird shit.

  • Reply thehoodlum1919 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Paul don’t like naruto but he goes to anime con? Naruto is literally like 1 of the 5 good anime ever made, Paul’s a fucking loser

  • Reply Code E July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    They probably won't shoot them. They will use the area denial system mounted to a truck to shoot microwaves at them. It's a crowd control method that heats hour skin to 130 degrees F and causes you to run away. They aren't going to pull out bullet and cause a shit show over some weebs memeing

  • Reply Time For Pancakes July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    The US government isn't going to overtly kill a quarter of a million citizens. I mean, I kind of hope they do, because I hate my fellow man and also want the provocation of an uprising but it's just not going to happen. They'll carpet bomb the desert with tear gas first.

  • Reply Alotta Vagyna July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I think it’s past a million now but it’s a meme for sure like what 10 people really show up maybe

  • Reply el bastardo July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    an army of child anime faggots going to die while pretending that they have super powers? you wrong TJ, there is a god!

  • Reply Collin Hughes July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Glad I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of some giant pair of tits

  • Reply MF camp July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    If youre in a desert, they can just airstrike you

  • Reply David Vogel July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    TJ is giantess porn trash, confirmed

  • Reply Seff July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    1.5 million *

  • Reply Justin Holliday July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Dude where's my car lol

  • Reply Game Hawk July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Let's see them aliansss

  • Reply BraniusBalki July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    So about forty people might show up?

  • Reply bad username July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Whatever is in there it's probably worse than aliens honestly

  • Reply Jesus Perez July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Liberals are trully re3tarded. Only the dumbest person thinks there is anything even there. All the good stuff was moved to some Antartica bunkers probably decades ago. Its only a distraction of the dumb.

  • Reply AnimeKnight99 July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Boruto run

  • Reply chim richalds July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    If footage comes out that shows these fucking idiots running at Area 51 like goddamn Naruto, I'm going to die of laughter.

  • Reply black plague July 24, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Notice you got alot of weeba around here. Rip half your viewera

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