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Funny Police Posts

September 13, 2019


Just to be clear “I was looking for a pokestop” is not an Acceptable reason for being on the roof of a shop with a crowbar at 2:00 a.m. Have you received poor customer service from your local drug dealer? Maybe you’ve been ripped off received a bad batch or under a payment plan if so why not give us a call We have people standing by the phone ready to take your calls. We may be able to help you out Girl: I drive in the right hand lane all the time.. *me trying to impress her* I love blocking traffic to #badroadmance #tothelefttotheleft Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but you were speeding so slow down maybe. My housemate ate all of the cheese in our fridge, but he only paid for half, can you please help? What kind of cheese was it? We don’t normally prosecute for swiss cheese due to the cases being full of holes. Driver negotiating an alternative to a breath sample with an abbypd officer: couldn’t we settle this with a pinkie swear? You’ve heard of speed traps… we have weed traps. Undercover 420 operations are in place discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today With all due respect get off Facebook and get back to work with all due respect Facebook surfing the web and donuts takes precedent over work your tax dollars hard at work Dolla Dolla bills y’all drugs recovery Paisley on Sunday 31st of January 2016 a Cannabis cultivation with a street value of approximately Twenty thousand pounds was recovered from an address in Max Walton street Paisley Chadar added wearing crosshatch genes to the Chargesheet Gordon we let the fashion police deal with those Offenses not a scam if you’ve committed a burglary in the leicester area within the last week Come to our police station and claim a free ipad anyone lost a huge amount of Cannabis and the Chalmers leeward area don’t panic We found it, please come to the police station to collect it trying to ruin our party because he wasn’t invited But don’t be jel b. We m cock-blocking bastards Ryan Sorry for spoiling your party but from what I recall you weren’t getting any of the action anyway Sleep tight that awkward moment when we are unknowingly smoking a J white outside of the doors to the york regional police Wing of the mall that awkward moment when you realize you just drew way too much unwanted attention to yourself Drugs are bad Brittany. Never have I ever gone over the speed limit… the whole of NSW takes a sip.. #slowdown. Wanted to arrest: Samuel Evan Lake has a warrant for his arrest. I need to get a new mugshot Come see us, and we’ll arrange at no cost. If only they were as good at finding me as they were with comebacks. Surry Hills hunt for 18 year old Amy Sharpe who fled Surry Hills Corrective Services Cell Complex last seen on Riley street at 3:00 p.m.. on Friday Can you use this photo, please and thank you. Yours truly, Amy Sharp. Reardon, Levi Charles, 23 years of age. White Male. 5 foot 11 inches, 160 pound, blond hair, blue eyes, wanted on forgery (common scheme) Felony Total Bond $2,500 Levi Charles Reardon likes this. Wanted person: Caylan Clossick, 18 years, is wanted by the police. If you have any information as to his whereabouts Please contact 101. Found him down the Nuts-And-Bolts aisle at BNQ He was looking through the plane window on my flight to Spain last week. They can’t get near him. He hears them coming a mile away. How you gonna catch someone that can fly he has left traces of his whereabouts in the Metro center? It’s ok, he’s not on the run, Master gave him a sock. I’m just here for the comments. When you’re 10 minutes into dumbo and chil and He gives you this look. Can you not pick him up on your radio with them bad boys? His parents were unavailable for comment. How many pencils could you fit behind one of them Last-known whereabouts? Orbiting the Earth’s atmosphere with the wind we’ve been having recently this lad could be anywhere Michael Shane Hagger is a 34 year old male who has three warrants for his arrest issued by the Tokyo District Court if you have information as to this man’s whereabouts please contact the Taupo police on zero seven three seven eight six zero six zero or crimestoppers on zero eight zero zero five five five one one one Hoo Rah. Arrested a 28 year old man today for stealing a twilight Saga DVD boxset Store owner suggested making him watch it as punishment our apologies for the fruit Ninja tweet sent earlier One of our kids played the game on our iphone and unknowingly tweeted their score Do you live in Little Halton or warden hate the police want to Brag and revoir knows isn’t it? Retweet if you have drugs and haven’t been caught. Any dealers in Vaughan want to make a 20sac chop? Come to Keele/Langstaff. Mr. Lube need a spliff or two to help me last this open to close Awesome! Can we come too? Anyone in Wilkes-Barre know where we could buy any drugs Asking for a friend hit us up at five seven zero seven six zero zero two one five #notacop *lit outro* 🙂

100 Comments

  • Reply Cowbelly July 19, 2017 at 4:54 am

    hello, SUBSCRIBER?
    yes!

    I have nothing to say then except luv u

  • Reply Anchy July 28, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Policemen are funny?!

  • Reply Kasey Wulff July 29, 2018 at 3:34 am

    I really wish my police department could be this cool instead of stopping teens on the street who wear black and ask if they’re off to commit Suicide and fining kids not wearing a helmet while riding their bikes around the neighborhood.

  • Reply Mike Shinoda July 29, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    At, 3:35 I'm wearing those rn

  • Reply TITAN X July 30, 2018 at 10:08 am

    hahahahahahahszshs

  • Reply Zeb Harrah July 30, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    I would bet real money that on of the skams weed traps worked on some guy that's on something

  • Reply yxng_retard • 11 years ago July 31, 2018 at 1:31 am

    1:38 I live in Leicester 😂😂

  • Reply AlexDoes Videos July 31, 2018 at 11:40 am

    @NSWPoliceForce are a bit … well…. odd?

    #badroadmance
    #tothelefttotheleft

  • Reply Travis Boutell July 31, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    oof

  • Reply cherry gems August 1, 2018 at 7:46 am

    d r u g s a r e b a d b r i t t a n y

  • Reply Torvian Network August 1, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Wow.. Are they related to Wendy's or something?

  • Reply his diary August 2, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    They bodied that guy with the big ears hahaha

  • Reply Richard Goodwin August 3, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    The UK police are one big joke

  • Reply ʟᴏɢɪɪ August 4, 2018 at 9:37 am

    H o o k m e u p

  • Reply OEDODRAGON August 5, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    4:14 x)

  • Reply VagueCat :3 August 6, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Excuse me, Cowbelly?
    Can I subscribe please 😀

  • Reply Smugly Johnson August 8, 2018 at 7:49 am

    What's the music in the background???

  • Reply Illuminate August 12, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Haha the Abbotsford police is my police station ayyy lmaooo

  • Reply Niko August 14, 2018 at 12:37 am

    You know, someone actually fell for the free iPad thing.

  • Reply roit ghost19 August 15, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Reply elijahpepe August 19, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Slow down maybe.

  • Reply AlphaCorinthian August 21, 2018 at 2:36 am

    but murica

  • Reply wrightysm64 August 28, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    I'm from leicester

  • Reply gogos1073 September 7, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    thet moment when you see your area police and freakout

  • Reply Missandei's Ass September 10, 2018 at 2:32 am

    Bootlicking

  • Reply The Creeper King September 17, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Wendy’s VS Cops on twitter

  • Reply A British Crusader September 23, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    Policing done right

  • Reply toid pod October 1, 2018 at 9:53 am

    4:03 the fact you can say the word 'taupo' is cool. The fact that every other person in New Zealand think it is said 'Taupo' like 't-ow-po' is still pretty weird

  • Reply Abi Odonnnell October 5, 2018 at 4:29 am

    4:10 i live in nz owo

  • Reply Arnold a Rosenfeld Jr. October 7, 2018 at 3:23 am

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Reply TIAN October 7, 2018 at 11:31 am

    Lots of them deserved to be in Illusion 100 memes.

  • Reply Crim October 8, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    I honestly never realised how amazing the NSW Police are.

  • Reply Cliffhanger _ Arts October 9, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    I love police officers. Tbh they’re so fun. My friend’s dad is an officer and he’s dope

  • Reply perdedor decontas October 12, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    🇧🇪🇳🇩🇴🇻🇪🇷

  • Reply Ethan Samuel October 19, 2018 at 2:03 am

    Even police has a sense of humor

  • Reply borabora October 21, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    im from leicester. i can confirm

  • Reply Teacuptea November 3, 2018 at 5:34 am

    why was the paisley one funny??? please explain

  • Reply Bare Finnumim November 3, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Iowa state police was funny. I’m from Iowa so I’m biased

  • Reply Nate Lithgow November 23, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Whom🅱st?

  • Reply Swcide December 12, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    my volume were low and i thought it was playing pokemon music on the background

  • Reply Swcide December 12, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    1:36

  • Reply Skittle RMX January 1, 2019 at 7:34 am

    1:53 OOOOOFFF

  • Reply G R A C E January 22, 2019 at 1:30 am

    We love the Australian police force and the obscure sense of humour

  • Reply Commentur The Great January 29, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    0:08 There was a girl who actually called them for receiving fake drugs and got arrested…

  • Reply Catfoodbob February 12, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Why do criminals use social media…. seems like a bad idea.

  • Reply Corey McCrann February 13, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Be amazed at how many dumbasses talk about doing or buying black market goods on Facebook…

  • Reply Zeqquh February 15, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    4:57 I LIVE IN SCRANTON WTF
    (right next to wilkes baree)

  • Reply Lupix February 17, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Yea the fuckin boys

  • Reply Yangy February 17, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    There's a reason most of these are Scottish Police pages btw

  • Reply Missandei's Ass February 17, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Bootlicker

  • Reply Crayon Chomper February 18, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Fablisimo

  • Reply Zacariah Anderson February 18, 2019 at 10:23 am

    When your on YouTube and see a dude you actually know in person @2:40 the guy from NZ who wanted a new picture

  • Reply um dumb February 18, 2019 at 11:59 am

    0:32 , i was so confused but then I realized it's not a police force in the US

  • Reply Project Luraz February 18, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    I miss these

  • Reply theMLGmemer February 18, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    My video likes you

  • Reply HR Shotta February 18, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    1:51 😱I live in chelmsley wood
    It’s in Birmingham, uk

  • Reply Alex Zierhut February 18, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    I wish the German police would have active as well as funny Twitter accounts.

  • Reply pustulio81 February 19, 2019 at 12:55 am

    2:00 HA!! GOT-eem!

  • Reply Tom Price February 19, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Original South Wales > New South Wales

  • Reply Mason K. Wilson February 19, 2019 at 7:58 am

    They are savage

  • Reply IceWolff _ February 19, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Hmm

  • Reply Inappropriate Content February 19, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    The one with the kid with the big ears almost had me in tears with those comments omg

  • Reply Hank Henshaw February 19, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Don't do drugs irresponsibly. 🖖🍫*🐽

  • Reply The Sci-Fi Guy February 20, 2019 at 7:42 am

    I wonder how many people fell for the invites.

  • Reply Minecraft videos 007 February 20, 2019 at 9:43 am

    I live in Wilkes-Barre….cool ( the last one )

  • Reply TrollFaceTheMan February 20, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    The comments for the one guy with the big ears had Zero chill XD

  • Reply Neel Waghmare February 21, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Police have gotten smarter

  • Reply Reat February 23, 2019 at 9:12 am

    cops are in on the memes

  • Reply Jade W February 24, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Oof i live in NSW yikess

  • Reply MinMin although your name ideas are unoriginal, February 24, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Every s3oncd reply is a grammary boi

  • Reply Newt Scamander February 27, 2019 at 12:34 am

    Thumbnail at 1:38

  • Reply Thebigolrock March 1, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Shid

  • Reply Danixe March 1, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    ARE YOU A COP

  • Reply Sbeve Sbeve March 2, 2019 at 10:44 am

    If Wendy's was a police officer.

  • Reply Quinn March 2, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Eyyyyyy I’m from Wilkes-Barre

  • Reply User 01 March 3, 2019 at 1:33 am

    When one of these is your town.

  • Reply Wabefuhon March 3, 2019 at 5:13 am

    Imagine how many people actually were dumb enough to go to the police regarding the requests.

  • Reply footym812 March 3, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    So many Australian and New Zealand tweets

  • Reply Bethany Taylor March 3, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Yeah, well done policeman, you've just taken away the only medicine my grandmother can use for pain relief that won't kill her. Oh, and given her a court summons to boot. Yeah. Well done you.

  • Reply eye in da sky March 4, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Anyone see the one with one cop holding a ata4 the rocket launcher

  • Reply TheSilverGamer March 4, 2019 at 10:12 am

    Britain.

  • Reply Colter Brown March 4, 2019 at 11:08 am

    I love it when police do this kind of thing. It’s funny, endearing, and very good PR.

  • Reply Mat March 4, 2019 at 11:22 am

    i keep trying to subscribe but because of your editing and the word going away constantly i cant

  • Reply Azmedon March 4, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    #NotACop

  • Reply Azmedon March 4, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    AFP is really funny at times 🙂

  • Reply CL Caro March 7, 2019 at 7:03 am

    I wish I saw more police posts from qld cause nsw is taking the cake here with how hilarious they are XD. LETS HOPE THATS NOT HOW IT IS WITH STATE OF ORIGIN

  • Reply Ray Anderson March 7, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    You know, some people are really dumb. I bet some of these work sometimes.

  • Reply Gipz March 9, 2019 at 3:34 am

    New South Wales police are the real MVP

  • Reply Perfect Target07 March 12, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    HAHA Love it

  • Reply Cloud Nine March 17, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    This exists for a reason

  • Reply Dabacon BossBro March 18, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    2:35 the Christchurch police dont look so hot now

  • Reply Vincent Crooks March 21, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    surry like curry.

  • Reply Anonymous Libertarian March 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Kinda funny but the print is too small and it moves way too fast.

  • Reply lekroc March 24, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    4:58 to 5:11 was the best bit

  • Reply itsCowBell March 26, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Wow this kiddo stole my name I use Cowbelly and. Cowbell for everything

  • Reply commiesarentpeople April 5, 2019 at 1:23 am

    The funny thing is how they arrest people for having the wrong opinions isn’t that funny

  • Reply Philip Thehovergoat100 Evans May 7, 2019 at 6:30 am

    4:30 is an r/oopsididntmeanto moment

  • Reply Damp Fish May 19, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    At 1.18 that’s the town I lived in’s police station

  • Reply Cade Wiley May 28, 2019 at 12:24 am

    (cough…cyberbullying…cough)

  • Reply Ryoss July 14, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Funniest fucking video ever

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