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“Pawfficer Donut” Becomes Michigan’s First Police Cat | The Daily Show

September 13, 2019


These days a lot of people are criticizing the police not me of course because I love the police in fact when people say the police I say yeah, I want to Hard I want make love to the police. I love the police and cops around the country are making changes by, Michigan That’s one Police Department that’s going way too far There is a new sheriff in town today the Detroit Police Department’s newest pofficer was sworn in for duty the latest recruit to the Detroit Police Department feline unit meet pofficer doughnuts ready to report for duty Officer donut is the first official police cat in Michigan to show that the police have a human side, too Wow the police got a kitten finally Colin Kapernick can stand How is this supposed to humanize the police liking cats doesn’t make you sympathetic It makes you every lonely person on Instagram right And look I get that law enforcement today is willing to do anything to get people to like them except obviously not shoot black people But this won’t work because throwing cats at a problem never solved anything, right? I learned that the hard way during a grease fire in my apartment Ronnie Ronnie, I feel like you’re taking this too seriously I’m taking this too, seriously Yo The police had the judge swear the cat in judge Nielsen Hartig and judge McGinnis performed the ceremony asking pofficer dona to raise her right Paul She promised to protect and serve act as an ambassador to the community be tolerant of the k-9 unit and even cuddle when needed Okay, first of all, if you ever spent any time if a cat, you know that that oath is bullshit Okay The only oath a cat ever keeps is to show you his butthole and terrible couch Ronnie you are being heartless the cats so cute. I’m being heartless Yo Just listen to how the cops treated their previous cat the campaign to fill their feline unit has that ups and downs this week? They found out the original Kitty recruit pofficer badges as feline leukemia It’s a good thing. We had officer donut in the wings that was able to rise to the occasion that Police department is cold. All right, that first police cat got cancer. So they replaced him with another cat Who fires our sick kitten? Now officer badges isn’t just dealing with Kitty leukemia. He’s an alcoholic too Probably down at a local bar lapping Jameson out of a saucer Hey, Ronnie, I don’t mean to make it personal but are you or you okay, man? This seems like something that touches you Yeah, it is Because Detroit Michigan PD is treating police cats like their little mascots and they’re not and I know that because my own cat Also joined the police force Do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a police cat? Waiting up all night for sergeant mr. Snuggles to come home And then one day getting a call from the chief with the woods, you’ve you’ve always dreaded your cat Got stuck in the wall again I’m so sorry Ronny Chang everyone

100 Comments

  • Reply Knowledge is Everything May 19, 2018 at 1:21 am

    Cats are assholes. Makes sense he's a cop lol

  • Reply Knowledge is Everything May 19, 2018 at 1:23 am

    If that cat rubs up against me, I'm suing the police department for sexual assault.

  • Reply Knowledge is Everything May 19, 2018 at 1:24 am

    If that cat purrs at me, I'm suing the police department for sexual harassment.

  • Reply Knowledge is Everything May 19, 2018 at 1:27 am

    If that cat lunges at or even scratches my dog, I'm suing the police department for discrimination against Dogs. #K9livesmatter

  • Reply Little Bones May 19, 2018 at 1:39 am

    I live in Troy and itโ€™s a rich town full of assholes. The cops here are lazy pigs who fuck everyone over and do as much as possible to NOT serve or protect. This is an embarrassment.

  • Reply G- Ridez May 19, 2018 at 1:45 am

    Aye dont nock down my state

  • Reply Justin Shinlever May 19, 2018 at 1:47 am

    "look I get that law enforcement is willing to do anything to get people to like them except to obviously not shoot black people" oof

  • Reply Adrian Duran May 19, 2018 at 1:48 am

    Liking cats makes you seem like a nice and caring person, just ask Ernst Stavro Blofeld or Don Vito Corleone

  • Reply tredjesongen May 19, 2018 at 2:18 am

    Still don't like this vulgar "comedian"

  • Reply Victoria Shore May 19, 2018 at 2:44 am

    Cannot take an oath they do not understand.

  • Reply Blessed Rose May 19, 2018 at 2:52 am

    โ€œFinally, Colin Capernick can standโ€ 0:48 best line of the segment

  • Reply S T May 19, 2018 at 3:03 am

    People like cats. We must get a cat to show people we are like them. And we will have a back-up cat in case the first cat gets sick.
    WE R HOOMAN!

  • Reply RabbaDooDabba May 19, 2018 at 3:14 am

    but why name it doughnut ? <.<

  • Reply Perhaps May 19, 2018 at 3:31 am

    Surprisingly, Michigan has some stupid stories. I live in Michigan and dear god why is my state like this sometimes.

  • Reply Kasvini Muniandy May 19, 2018 at 3:43 am

    ahahahhaha.. your cat got stuck in the wall again!! haha..

  • Reply lefthandedpolack May 19, 2018 at 4:13 am

    so technically its a pig and a cat at the same time.

  • Reply Mind YourOwn May 19, 2018 at 4:17 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply #1Lazer May 19, 2018 at 5:34 am

    While I've always liked pussy in uniform, I smell something fishy here. First, it's sad that they think this makes them seem more human. Secondly, is the cat technically a sworn officer? Like if it runs out into the road and you run over it, will you get life in prison for killing an officer? Thirdly, I didn't hear anything about qualifications, training or blood line. There is a strict policy for attaining dogs for the K9 team. I'd guess this puss was a wandering vigilante, who takes the law into her own paws based purely on instinct and feelings!

  • Reply Reg Sev May 19, 2018 at 6:21 am

    Thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply joey ramirez May 19, 2018 at 6:27 am

    Good job, Ronnie. ๐Ÿ‘
    Eff the police indeed. Professional bullies.

  • Reply Za-zaam Flash May 19, 2018 at 7:46 am

    these LEO were probably just data mining the internet for what is "popular". In the long term US LEO will want to use AI which even Google's Artificial Brain has already developed a penchant for classifiying cat images. Cute yes but approach with caution.

  • Reply saskewoo May 19, 2018 at 8:00 am

    I want that kitten…

  • Reply Manu Gulati May 19, 2018 at 8:29 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Helpme God May 19, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Dogs TT

  • Reply Dom Trussardi May 19, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Ya, ya, they shoot too many black people. But I still like Pawfficer Donut.

  • Reply Fjarhultian May 19, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Detroit: Become Human.

  • Reply Jessica Sparkle May 19, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Meh. It's not the daily show if Trevor isn't in the driver seat.

  • Reply Jorge Luz May 19, 2018 at 11:13 am

    Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface is a loose cannon!

  • Reply Nima Foroughi May 19, 2018 at 11:36 am

    Really enjoyed this segment!

  • Reply Velha Guarda Tricolor May 19, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    0:43 GOLD

  • Reply Mario Stinger May 19, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Fox News really has nothing to do.

  • Reply Elise Maes May 19, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Truly actual acid lovely solution operate crash stupid pause judge usual.

  • Reply Amazazing Raynbow May 19, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    MI is a high sex trafficking state and there are a lot of child abuse cases. Perhaps Officer Donut is comfort for victims.

  • Reply Ashleyation May 19, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    ISIS also used cats to seem more humane to outsiders.

  • Reply just me May 19, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    That poor kitten

  • Reply AM Burns May 19, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    special

  • Reply kassie raine May 19, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    I LOVE R-C!!

  • Reply T H May 19, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    the police cats are going to take the dogs jobs ! Why are dogs not out there protesting yet ?!?

  • Reply Mike Echo May 19, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    A cat, Ridiculous!

  • Reply Make Racists Afraid Again May 20, 2018 at 1:43 am

    As long as she is POST certified Iโ€™m cool.

  • Reply Biased Show May 20, 2018 at 2:04 am

    Wtf??????

  • Reply Bobby West May 20, 2018 at 6:27 am

    OH MY POES! The world is fucked mybru… That kitten is prolly gonna develop biases against black people.

  • Reply alexander williams May 20, 2018 at 8:37 am

    "Who fires a sick kitten?"

  • Reply Jay H May 20, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Another pussy with a badge

  • Reply Quinten de Groot May 20, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Tide except this garden channel figure legislative signature governor.

  • Reply No one Important May 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Did they just make that cat swear to be tolerant of other species…maybe that cat should be teaching the cops to be tolerant of other races.

  • Reply Tyrah Knight May 20, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    But cats dont listen to anybody…

  • Reply Debbie Vernon May 20, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Equality at last

  • Reply Debbie Vernon May 20, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    At least the purr officers have better health insurance

  • Reply Babyjoshy5 May 21, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Furries… And so it begins…

  • Reply Robert Suttles May 21, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    The puns! The puns are so bad! Just stop with the puns! Ugh! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Reply Jorge Aguilar May 21, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    That's the dumbest thing anyone had ever done

  • Reply Ponmile Olaleye May 21, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    When people say fuck the police Iโ€™m like yeah I wanna fuck the police๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Matt Clark May 22, 2018 at 12:50 am

    Wake me up when the justice system actually applies justice equally regardless of race, ethnicity, economic status, gender, or sexual orientation. I love kitties. But Pawfficer Donut is a terrible stunt. It's easy to like a kitten. It's hard to actually protect and serve a diverse citizenry with respect and dignity. The hard thing is the police's JOB! Stop the easy distractions, Troy PD. Do the hard thing or turn in your badges…

  • Reply daniel russell May 22, 2018 at 5:03 am

    Cats are not mascots……. there food lol Asian joke๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Salem Andreus May 22, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Nice to have something less heavy just every now and then, although I really love The Daily Show's political commentary keeping me up to date on what madness is currently ensuing in the world.

  • Reply kronicconquest May 22, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    KITTY!!!

  • Reply depaysed May 22, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    At least we can safely say Pawfficer Donut won't shoot any black people

  • Reply Angel Rose May 22, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    Omg that cat is adorable.

  • Reply Sharaud SkyWriter May 23, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Fucke you

  • Reply Sauvage Ascension May 23, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    I think people forget Paw officers are for the children & old people.

  • Reply terraingirl May 23, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    You wanna show that you have a human side then stop killing humans because you fear for your life eye roll

  • Reply JCS May 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    the cat likes to stop black cats

  • Reply Enter a name here May 23, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    First police cat? Except the other cat that got leukemia?

  • Reply Jacob Prim May 24, 2018 at 1:51 am

    It's a good thing that reporter wasn't black otherwise she would have been tased due to the cuddling being assault…

  • Reply Jacob Prim May 24, 2018 at 1:52 am

    "Who fires a sick kitten?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Michael Taphouse May 24, 2018 at 6:27 am

    Haha

  • Reply Jos Nijsten May 24, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I also heard a story about killing police dogs because they become 'useless'. That cat is going to end up in a Chinese restaurant.

  • Reply Nellie K. Adaba May 25, 2018 at 6:47 am

    Lol

  • Reply F Vegas May 25, 2018 at 10:27 am

    cats aren't narcs!

  • Reply Edie Neves May 25, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    I ๐Ÿ’œRonnie!

  • Reply Izzy Woods May 25, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    Embarrassed Michigander here

  • Reply ZenobiatheAngry BlackWomanRussell May 26, 2018 at 1:42 am

    The cat has a job…meanwhile thousands of other people are still suffering from unemployment…

  • Reply Calla Antoinette May 29, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    That is a cute attempt though. When they stop ruining lives over pot and dui and playing into rotten statics made by biast people then I will belive it.

  • Reply Ak 47 May 29, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Really? What is wrong with us?

  • Reply Mr. Sauce console June 3, 2018 at 3:48 am

    White people are something else

  • Reply B. Alvn June 4, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    don't they have enough pussies in that dept. already??/

  • Reply N. Conspicuous June 5, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Hey. Screw you. I like cats and I donโ€™t even have instagram!

  • Reply AGT0M June 6, 2018 at 4:05 am

    Whoa… 1:31 Captain Stottlemeyer himself is in attendance of the ceremony…

  • Reply Ophelia White June 6, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    no offense but coroline threw a cat at the witch and that solved her problem

  • Reply innocent innocent June 9, 2018 at 11:30 am

    We are aware of emails/contacts you have made with different individuals within the Circuit Court of Montgomery County Maryland reference case number 95743FL. Courthouse staff and myself are aware of your situation and have determined that we are unable to assist you any further. Please refrain from sending any more correspondence of any kind to any individuals within the courthouse.

    Lieutenant Troy Plummer
    Montgomery County Sheriff's Office
    240-876-3689
    This officer sent me the above email on behalf of my white ex. I am scared of my ex, his lawyers, the court and the police. My rights have been violated. I was blackmailed in 2015 by my ex and his lawyers I didn't testify only my ex-testified, my witnesses didn't testify only my ex and his witnesses testified, my evidence was not given to the Judge only my ex-evidence was given to the Judge. This court has violated all my rights as an American citizen. I don't like it.
    I am scared of this police officer, I am scared to go to court to read my file, I am scared of my life. I just want my son. My son wants to come back home. My ex-came to use me because his wife could bear him children so they plotted to steal mine. I want my son. Somebody, please help me. I have posted my story on facebook but my facebook posts get deleted. I posted some on youtube and my emails got deleted. I just want my son. I know how police mistreat black people. I am very scared of the above police officer.
    He is not part of my custody case. I am scared of him.
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  • Reply PrettyH8Mach1n3 June 26, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Gimme those little baby kittens. They deserve better than to be used as a mascot, as a distraction from real issues. I don't even want to think about them being hurt because they're caught in some kind of crossfire regarding these issues or people cheering it's pain like they do when police k9s are hurt or killed.

  • Reply Adam Hicks July 1, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Kitty Leukemia is communicable. So it is understandable why they would need to quarantine Pawficer Badges.
    https://pets.webmd.com/cats/facts-about-feline-leukemia-virus

  • Reply Azra BH July 24, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    That picture ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Hong Fei Bai August 15, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    I think this is good. There's nothing wrong with trying new methods and thinking outside the box.

  • Reply Jordan Schroer August 16, 2018 at 11:51 am

    YIKES this is so unfunny.. please get better material for this dude..

  • Reply Purple Grey August 31, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    Police dogs are normal.
    but what?a cat? Okay now fuck the police

  • Reply vijaya lakshmi September 8, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Zootopia!!!

  • Reply verbst September 24, 2018 at 8:05 am

    In times like these, segments like these is exactly what we need.
    I mean the way that they can balance the seriousness of all the news and Trevor's guests with this funny shit? ๐Ÿ˜€ Kudos to all the writers and makers and everyone.
    This can make you day and it certainly has made mine.

  • Reply kerry A October 25, 2018 at 12:23 am

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  • Reply Wild Swan November 21, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    โ€œLong tube with a bunch of demons..โ€

  • Reply Swanay Mohanty December 5, 2018 at 9:56 am

    what if the Cat's T.O is a Dog?

  • Reply Ezazul Haque December 17, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Stupid American

  • Reply Hlant Omar December 29, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Where is the boss baby ?! ๐Ÿ˜ข

  • Reply Alliekat January 7, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Is weed legal in Michigan?

  • Reply William Perrow January 22, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Lead poisoning spreads through Troy Michigan's police force.

  • Reply zizwop April 14, 2019 at 3:03 am

    I love Pawcifur D.

  • Reply Jonathan W May 7, 2019 at 3:33 am

    OMG I'm from Troy and I showed this to my teachers and it was so funnyyy LOL

  • Reply Seymour Butts May 18, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Unfortunately, Pawfficer Donut was fired after testing positive for catnip.

  • Reply LGNT V September 7, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I speak for everyone when I say we need more Ronny Chieng.

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