>>COP: I just pulled over a reckless driver. I’m about to ensue.>>DIEGO: Hi. How you doing officer?>>COP: License and registration please.>>DIEGO: Yeah, no problem. Here you go. It’s a beautiful day, right?>>COP: What the hell?>>DIEGO: Um.>>COP: Sir, have you been drinking?>>DIEGO: What, no? I don’t even drink. Actually, I’m against alcohol.>>DIEGO: I don’t like it.
>>COP: What’s this?>>DIEGO: Oh, that’s a…that’s a present…that’s a present for my cousin. So, um, that’s that. I don’t even->>COP: What’s this?>>DIEGO: Oh that…I like to cook. That’s oregano…that’s oregano, so I can cook.>>COP: Do me a favor and pop the trunk please.>>DIEGO: Yeah.>>COP: Son of a [BLEEP]. I’ve got a code 13. I’ve got a code 13. I need back up.>>DISPATCHER: Roger. 10-4.>>COP: Pursuit. Step out of the vehicle with your hands up. I repeat, step out of the vehicle with your hands up. What the hell?>>DIEGO: Dear police, I’m writing this message to distract you, so I can order an Uber and escape. P.S. you stupid. Hey [BLEEP]! [BLEEP] the police.